1. When your life is in darkness....., pray to God and ask HIM to free you from
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
you can be sure of one thing; ,
3. An angry Chinaman entered a shop and shouted
' Where is my free gift
this cooking oil with ' ?
What free gift? ;
Chinaman; Ooi, here got put Cholesterol FREE
4. If you need ADVICE......., SMS ME
If you need DARLING...., CALL ME
If you need HELP............, EMAIL ME
If you need MONEY......., NOMBOR YANG ANDA DAIL TIADA DALAM
5. What is the difference between stress, tension and panic
- Stress is when wife is pregnant.
is when girlfriend is pregnant Tension
- Panic is when both are pregnant
6. Grammar teacher
Do you know the importance of a period ; ?
Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted. ;
My dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.........
7. A young boy asks his dad
What is the difference between confident and ;
You are my son, I'm confident about it. Your friend over there is ;