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Laughter is the best medicine

                                     


1.   When your life is in darkness....., pray to God and ask HIM to free you from
      darkness, and.....if you are still in darkness, please  pay your TNB bill.

2.   When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing;
      Either the car is new OR his wife is new.


medicine, best medicine,laugh,laughter, TNB bill, cooking oil, chinaman, gift, his wife, new car
                                                        Image from Google

3.   An angry Chinaman entered a shop and shouted ; 
      ' Where is my free gift with this cooking oil ?'
      Shopper ;  What free gift?
      Chinaman; Ooi, here got put Cholesterol FREE !

4.   If you need ADVICE......., SMS ME
      If you need DARLING...., CALL ME
      If you need HELP............, EMAIL ME
      If you need MONEY......., NOMBOR YANG ANDA DAIL TIADA DALAM
                                                 PERKHIDMATAN KAMI.

5.   What is the difference between stress, tension and panic ?
      -  Stress is when wife is pregnant.
      -  Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
      -  Panic is when both are pregnant

6.   Grammar teacher ; Do you know the importance of a period ?
      Kid ; Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted. 
                My dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.........

7.   A young boy asks his dad ; What is the difference between confident and
                                                   and confidential ?

      Dad says ; You are my son, I'm confident about it. Your friend over there is
                        also my son. That is confidential.

                                              Muahahahahahaha..........