Laughter is the best medicine

                                     

1.   When your life is in darkness....., pray to God and ask HIM to free you from

      darkness, and.....if you are still in darkness, please  pay your TNB bill.

2.   When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing;

      Either the car is new OR his wife is new.

                                                        Image from Google

3.   An angry Chinaman entered a shop and shouted ; 

      ' Where is my free gift with this cooking oil ?'

      Shopper ;  What free gift?

      Chinaman; Ooi, here got put Cholesterol FREE !

4.   If you need ADVICE......., SMS ME

      If you need DARLING...., CALL ME

      If you need HELP............, EMAIL ME

      If you need MONEY......., NOMBOR YANG ANDA DAIL TIADA DALAM

                                                 PERKHIDMATAN KAMI.

5.   What is the difference between stress, tension and panic ?

      -  Stress is when wife is pregnant.

      -  Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant

      -  Panic is when both are pregnant

6.   Grammar teacher ; Do you know the importance of a period ?

      Kid ; Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted. 

                My dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.........

7.   A young boy asks his dad ; What is the difference between confident and

                                                   and confidential ?

      Dad says ; You are my son, I'm confident about it. Your friend over there is

                        also my son. That is confidential.

                                              Muahahahahahaha..........